Does this Piano Make My Ass Look BIG? One woman SHOW!

Photo by Becca Henry

Suzanne Ramsey  has had a topsy turvey  existance. She loves being Kitten on the Keys, fun loving smut songstress with a putty tat panache for piano playin', uke strokin' and accordion squeezin'.  She has so much mirth and merriment to share with the world yet has such a dark inner core .  Her purrsonal life can never be fufilled with happiness--even with the pinkest stuffed animals and shinest ponies and costumes. This gal has had one wacky  and "interesting"  life- she tells it all through hilarious song and dance w/vaudevillian antics and  homemade props  that will make you laugh yet pull on your heart strings. Hear  absurb stories-ALL TRUE woven with music flourishes that blend  on hilarity and insanity all in one.  Is this acting or are her meds off? You be the judge and  Let's Put on a SHOW!    Her unusual life full of hard knocks is  excellent material to draw on for material for the show--Listen for Leather Daddy ,(It's Not A) Pretty Princess Day,  PETA Puta , Bob Smith  and the brand spakin' new Sacrificial Lamb that was introduced to audiences  with her  multicultural  backup band Los Hermanas Tweekies that she picked up in Paris and on Mission ST in SF. Suzanne has  fought  back and  has become a popular stage seeking attention whore in SF and beyond- spinning  her self depreciating yarns  of OD's with punk rock stars, her trips to foreign lands where they actually like her three chord monkeyshines and more. COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU! Detail SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Book "Does THis Piano Make My Ass Look BIG?" Email Kitten for songlist and pricelist

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